So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Someone shattered a urinal.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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