The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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