I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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