So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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