i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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