so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
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I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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