i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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