Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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