soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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