I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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