so that wasnt chicken after all
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Randomize