I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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