So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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