Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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