all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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