Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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