so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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