I feel great
I just peed on a car
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
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Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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