there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
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This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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