I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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