Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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