all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
what is it with giant penises always finding me
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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