I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
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I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Congratulations! We have a period
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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