Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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