The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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