Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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