you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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