Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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