god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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