We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
