I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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