How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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