Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
