The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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