Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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