i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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