if you like me you must not know who I am
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
is it fun? or sober?
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