idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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