Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
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