I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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