Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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