Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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