Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I will pee on everything he values.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
MIDGETS
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The Olympian is in my bed
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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