: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
