I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he shaved USA in his pubs
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Randomize
