That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
We talked him into tasing himself.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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