Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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