when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
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Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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