What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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