Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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