youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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