is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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